seven | never wanted to grow up

[strike_you_out]

[Call Placement. Addressing: Mayfield. Filters: none.] 


Requesting advice... 

About teeth.  [He may be sounding a bit worried.]

Specifically, how do I... reattach one? 


[Oh, the horrors of dental maturation. Slugger doesn't understand and suspects this is some unnatural and cruel act of nature. 

ALSO, if you are one Edward Nigma, there may be something (not a tooth) hidden beneath your pillow. That something would happen to be a sheep's liver stolen from the local butcher shop. Consider it a "welcoming gift" from your new "son". Note that he has been courteous enough to wait only two days before stuffing it under there instead of the intended seven because he just couldn't contain his excitement.]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Uhh...you can't. Not really anyways. Why? Did one of yours come out?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

Not even with glue? [Damnit, you mean he spent half the day finding this Superglue for nothing?]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

No I really wouldn't recommend that. What happened anyways?

Call

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Depends, how broken is it? I think someone told me if you put it in milk a dentist can put it back in.

Otherwise you get one of those fake things.

So who ☠☠☠☠ you up?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

No one. First it bled, then it fell out for no reason. [EXPLANATION!]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really? ☠☠☠☠.

Maybe you're a leper or something. Your ear falling off by any chance? Be careful you might loose fingers.

[The Captain is dumb and only remembers bits and pieces of his childhood.]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

How long has it been out?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

A couple days. [Fix it, Susan!]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

Too late. The wound will have begun to close already.

What happened?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Awww, someone get hit in the face too friggin' hard?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Shut up, Pokey.] No business of yours.

[Anyway...] Can it be put back in?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

You can't.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[He's starting to realize this and it does nothing to ease his fears.]

What if the others fall out?

[inheritedtales.livejournal.com]

[Her parents are dentists B|]

That would depend on the tooth itself. Was it a baby or adult tooth?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[He has no clue. This is all new, being human.]

...It's in the back. On the bottom? [Does... that help?]

[updollsdresses.livejournal.com]

[WELL THANK GOD YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT TEETH AND REMOVING THEM FROM SOMEBODY'S FACE]

Reattach?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Mr. Tea!]

Can it be done?

[bridgetroll.livejournal.com]

You...don't. Why, someone hit you?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Why does everyone keep thinking that?]

No, it slowly came unattached. Then it came completely unattached.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, you've not only spooked Eddie, but you've really pissed him off.]

SLUGGER!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[This cheers him up immediately.]

Yes, Father?

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

I've heard the best course of action is to insert it as far into one's nasal cavity as it can possibly go.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he totally trusts you, girl-who-performs-autopsies-without-permission.]

And if that doesn't work?

[likescats.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

Everyone says I am. [With the exception of Captain Call-You-a-Leper.]