seven | never wanted to grow up

[strike_you_out]

[Call Placement. Addressing: Mayfield. Filters: none.] 


Requesting advice... 

About teeth.  [He may be sounding a bit worried.]

Specifically, how do I... reattach one? 


[Oh, the horrors of dental maturation. Slugger doesn't understand and suspects this is some unnatural and cruel act of nature. 

ALSO, if you are one Edward Nigma, there may be something (not a tooth) hidden beneath your pillow. That something would happen to be a sheep's liver stolen from the local butcher shop. Consider it a "welcoming gift" from your new "son". Note that he has been courteous enough to wait only two days before stuffing it under there instead of the intended seven because he just couldn't contain his excitement.]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Uhh...you can't. Not really anyways. Why? Did one of yours come out?

Call

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Depends, how broken is it? I think someone told me if you put it in milk a dentist can put it back in.

Otherwise you get one of those fake things.

So who ☠☠☠☠ you up?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

How long has it been out?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Awww, someone get hit in the face too friggin' hard?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

You can't.

[inheritedtales.livejournal.com]

[Her parents are dentists B|]

That would depend on the tooth itself. Was it a baby or adult tooth?

[updollsdresses.livejournal.com]

[WELL THANK GOD YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT TEETH AND REMOVING THEM FROM SOMEBODY'S FACE]

Reattach?

[bridgetroll.livejournal.com]

You...don't. Why, someone hit you?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, you've not only spooked Eddie, but you've really pissed him off.]

SLUGGER!

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

I've heard the best course of action is to insert it as far into one's nasal cavity as it can possibly go.

[likescats.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?