seven | never wanted to grow up

[strike_you_out]

[Call Placement. Addressing: Mayfield. Filters: none.] 


Requesting advice... 

About teeth.  [He may be sounding a bit worried.]

Specifically, how do I... reattach one? 


[Oh, the horrors of dental maturation. Slugger doesn't understand and suspects this is some unnatural and cruel act of nature. 

ALSO, if you are one Edward Nigma, there may be something (not a tooth) hidden beneath your pillow. That something would happen to be a sheep's liver stolen from the local butcher shop. Consider it a "welcoming gift" from your new "son". Note that he has been courteous enough to wait only two days before stuffing it under there instead of the intended seven because he just couldn't contain his excitement.]

Comments

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

Keep that in mind if any other parts of your body start to fall off.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

What about hair?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

You'd need a good chunk of it. No one's insane enough to go around collecting enough hair for something like that.

. . .

[Actually, Teatime would.]

Well. Clean up the shower drain, anyway.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

I'll clean up mine.

...Unclogging the drain sounds like a father's job.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

Just take a piece of paper and scoop it out after you finish with the shower.