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Shounen Bat (Lil' Slugger) ([personal profile] strike_you_out) wrote2011-08-20 03:13 pm
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twenty two | vitamin D & calcium & razor blades

726 Anderson Lane; Saturday morning
[Every morning, a row of fresh milk bottles greets the first resident to step foot out onto the front porch of 726 Anderson Lane. Today, the foot belongs to Slugger. After witnessing firsthand what sort of punishment awaited those who didn't go along with the Milkman's latest folly, he's decided that straight-up drinking the milk is less dangerous than the alternative.  Not so much for himself but for his "family", whom he would surely massacre in a heartbeat along with a good section of Mayfield if he were droned, and Slugger much preferred to do his murdering while in his right mind.  


Picking up a bottle, he uncaps it, smells it, dips a finger into it experimentally. Something sharp pricks his skin below the milk's surface. This bottle may as well have his name written all over it. Slugger takes a seat on the steps and silently braces himself before raising the bottle to his lips and tipping it back. 



It takes him a long time to finish the bottle because each time he takes a drink, his throat instantly swells to repair itself from the damage. Occasionally, he can't help but cough up and spit out a milky razor blade. Perhaps the worst part of it, aside from the pain of course, is the unsettling sensation of milk sloshing about in his insides whenever he moves and vague metallic clinking sounds. Luckily, he now has less than half a bottle left. With a resigned sigh, he begins to accept that this was possibly how life would be from now on in this town, this hell.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay. Wow. Mart gets freaked out and falls flat on his ass.]

Son of a bitch!

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Giggling like crazy now... until he starts coughing and choking on razor blades. Damn you, Mart.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh man so nasty. That's a good way to get a tetanus shot, Slugger.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He has half a mind to throw this milk bottle at Mart's head (he also has half a mind to follow Mart home, wait until late tonight, then leave a pile of razor blades all over Mart's pillow) but instead, he takes another drink.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart's powers allow him to eat just about anything, but even eating things like razors and stuff would hurt a whole lot.]

This is just all kinds of fucked up.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Simply shrugging at first, he eventually replies in a raw, half-choked voice.]

Somebody's gotta do it.