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Shounen Bat (Lil' Slugger) ([personal profile] strike_you_out) wrote2011-08-20 03:13 pm
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twenty two | vitamin D & calcium & razor blades

726 Anderson Lane; Saturday morning
[Every morning, a row of fresh milk bottles greets the first resident to step foot out onto the front porch of 726 Anderson Lane. Today, the foot belongs to Slugger. After witnessing firsthand what sort of punishment awaited those who didn't go along with the Milkman's latest folly, he's decided that straight-up drinking the milk is less dangerous than the alternative.  Not so much for himself but for his "family", whom he would surely massacre in a heartbeat along with a good section of Mayfield if he were droned, and Slugger much preferred to do his murdering while in his right mind.  


Picking up a bottle, he uncaps it, smells it, dips a finger into it experimentally. Something sharp pricks his skin below the milk's surface. This bottle may as well have his name written all over it. Slugger takes a seat on the steps and silently braces himself before raising the bottle to his lips and tipping it back. 



It takes him a long time to finish the bottle because each time he takes a drink, his throat instantly swells to repair itself from the damage. Occasionally, he can't help but cough up and spit out a milky razor blade. Perhaps the worst part of it, aside from the pain of course, is the unsettling sensation of milk sloshing about in his insides whenever he moves and vague metallic clinking sounds. Luckily, he now has less than half a bottle left. With a resigned sigh, he begins to accept that this was possibly how life would be from now on in this town, this hell.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you go to a doctor?

[Slugger isn't sure, but he thinks this is supposed to be something people go to the hospital for.]

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so, but I don't feel like getting poked with needles right now. Besides, it's dangerous to go outside.

[But he knows he'll have to suck it up and go sometime, even with needles. He glances down at the razor blades.]

Shouldn't you go too?

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to. But you probably should... before your arm falls off.

[Persuasion, done hardcore.]

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
T-that won't happen! ...Will it?

[He doesn't want to go, and he doesn't want to ask for help to get there.]

And how come? You're swallowing razors!

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I heal fast.

...

Can humans regrow lost limbs?


[He ponders.]

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, of course they don't! And I'm not going to lose my arm!

[He hopes.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[You learn something new everyday.]

You should have Tiffany look at it.

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He does wonder why he's asking about humans in the first place. Wasn't he...

Well, after talking to Susan and people who think they're countries, he's learned it's less of a headache to ask questions.]


Is she a doctor?

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The fact that his tongue isn't in ribbons from drinking razor milk is another big chunk of the puzzle.]

Basically.

[Doctor, witch, what difference did it make?]

She's a friend of Susan's.

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
The name sounds sort of familiar.

[He's met her before but he's having some trouble recalling.]

That's awful convenient.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slugger nods in agreement. He suspects Tiffany would be a better option than any of the drone and fake doctors at the hospital. She at least seemed to have Susan's approval.

While Luke ponders over the suggestion, Slugger takes another careful sip of the milk, holding a hand over his mouth once it's down to keep from coughing it back up.]

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, I suppose if she knows what she's doing. I mean, who knows what those drone doctors would do.

[Luke winces at Slugger drinking more of the milk.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He considers adding chocolate to help concentrate on the taste of the milk rather than the razors... but then the chocolate would probably get all clumped and make the razors stick together. His hand moves away from his mouth long enough to talk.]

The non-droned ones aren't even doctors.

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Fast healing or not, how can he even live through that?! Luke will just try not to stare.]

They aren't, are they? That's not very comforting to know...

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of them are dangerous.

[His shadowy gaze meets Luke's as he delivers the following warning.]

If you see one wearing a paper bag over his head, hide.

[identity profile] hintcoinplz.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly will hide! What kind of doctor wears a paper bag over his head?

[Yeah, he doesn't really get it.]