[Hopefully, after living with Susan for this long, you are accustomed to receiving eye-rolls, Edward, because you are getting one now.

Fine fine, he'll see it through to the end. The End being the moment Edward's car rolls to a stop in front of Ema's house. At this point Slugger will promptly remove his feet from the dashboard and turn to his "father" with an idle smirk.]

I'll let you handle the rest.